Samsung Leaks Out Details on Upcoming Samsung Galaxy Bongga


Unable to contain their own excitement, Samsung today provided bits and pieces about their upcoming line up of Galaxy smartphones.

“This is still so secret we don’t even know what the Instagram pic of the screenshot of the 3D render looks like,” said an official familiar with this development. A roundtable Q and A was held impromtu wherein key tech personalities immediately showed up.

Samsung Galaxy Bongga

“Above is the Samsung Galaxy S4 ‘eaten’ by the bigger Samsung Mega (6.3”), said the official. “You can all safely infer that the next bigger Samsung, which will in turn eat the Mega, will be the Samsung Bongga.”

At this point, the roundtable of media representatives rose in a single murmur of excitement.

“We are happy to tell you,” the official cut in, “that the Bongga comes in three variants – the Bongga Talaga, the Bonggang Bongga, and the Bongga Mini (every inch a Bongga).”

Pressed for images and specs, the official declined. “Something big is coming, several of them. Will they have S Pens? No, they will have Bongga Pens. You’re thinking fingerprint scanners? No. Think palm rests.”

At the close of the Q and A, wherein no media rep who raised a Q got an A, the official added that they were also eyeing a specific underserved segment – mothers.

“Ladies and gentlemen, next week, alongside the Bongga, we will also release the Samsung Mudra. Good day.”


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Irwin Allen Rivera loves his wife's cooking so much he's now twice the man he used to be. His English essay won a Don Carlos Palanca Memorial Award for Literature in 2012. His philosophical-horror story appeared in Philippine Speculative Fiction 8 (2013). He was managing editor and lead writer of Sites and Symbols 2 (2005), a coffee-table book about buildings in UP Diliman - his alma mater (BA Philosophy; MA Creative Writing continuing). He worked at the UP Diliman Information Office before shifting to web content writing. His sudden fiction, "Notwithstanding Pigs," initially a Friendster testimonial, appeared in Philippines Graphic (2006) and in Very Short Stories for Harried Readers (2007). He used to write for